A Little Kung-Fu Humor
Here are some oldies but goodies.
How many tai chi masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Ten. One to screw it in and 9 to stand around and say his movements aren't right.
How many wing chun masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Ten. One to screw it in and 9 to complain "that's not the way Yip Man would have done it."
My favorite:
How many zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: A green tree in a quiet forest.
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