Kung-Fu Lessons for a Baby
So we're on the way to the Quad Cities to meet our new grandson. He's three weeks old and I plan to introduce him early to the ancient Chinese secrets of Kung Fu. Here is what I have planned:
Lesson 1 -- You've Dirtied Your Diaper. Who is Dishonored, You or the Diaper?
Lesson 2 -- Crying or Kyap? Stunning Your Opponent (Parent) with the Shout.
Lesson 3 -- The Way of the Drool.
Lesson 4 -- Becoming One with the Binky.
Lesson 5 -- The Tao of Toothlessness.
Lesson 6 -- Store and Release: Chi Flow and Gas.
Yes, I believe young Robert Anthony is going to get started on the path to mastery this weekend.
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Ken Gullette
I have practiced martial arts since 1973 and began studying the internal arts in 1987. My goal is to cut years off your development time by coaching you in the real skills for high-quality Tai Chi, Xingyi, Bagua. To see more about my bio, click the "About Ken" link on the menu at the top of this page.
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